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gap 13 Prince of Spamming
Posts : 1185 Join date : 2010-04-10 Age : 29 Location : India
| Subject: jokes Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:34 pm | |
| THE GAME OF INTELLIGENCE
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5. | |
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Xdjz Admin
Posts : 615 Join date : 2009-12-14 Location : Singapore
| Subject: Re: jokes Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:43 am | |
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Squidkrabs Growing Spammer
Posts : 556 Join date : 2009-12-14 Location : Singapore
| Subject: Re: jokes Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:17 pm | |
| Good joke | |
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gap 13 Prince of Spamming
Posts : 1185 Join date : 2010-04-10 Age : 29 Location : India
| Subject: Re: jokes Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:32 pm | |
| y dont u ppl start also posting jokes now | |
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gap 13 Prince of Spamming
Posts : 1185 Join date : 2010-04-10 Age : 29 Location : India
| Subject: Re: jokes Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:54 pm | |
| allrite another joke
a priest of a church dies and den goes on his way to the line to heaven.ahead of him is a guy in sunglasses,leather jacket,jeans and spiked hair
when st peter calls the guy and asks for his name he replies " Joe Coleman,Taxi Driver,New York City " .St peter goes over his file and hands him a silk robe and golden staff and says " welcome to heaven joe coleman"
then St Peter calls the priest and asks for his name. The priest replies " Father Joseph,New york city church.priest for last 45 years ". St peter goes over the file and den hands him a cotton robe and wooden staff and says " welcome to heaven father Joseph "
The priest gets mad and complains to st peter " the man ahead was just a cab driver and he gets a golden staff and silk robe while i get a cotton robe and wooden staff "
St Peter replies " here in heaven we process u according to ur achivements. when u delivered ur sermons in the church ppl fell asleep listening to u.... but when Mr.Coleman drove the taxi..ppl prayed "
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gap 13 Prince of Spamming
Posts : 1185 Join date : 2010-04-10 Age : 29 Location : India
| Subject: Re: jokes Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:51 pm | |
| Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. Bush: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. Bush: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. Bush: T...hat's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. Bush: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. Bush: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. Bush: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. Bush: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. Bush: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. Bush: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. Bush: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. Bush: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. Bush: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. Bush: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? Bush: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? Bush: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. Bush: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food inthe Middle East? | |
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Cutebaby136 Newborn Spammer
Posts : 518 Join date : 2010-06-07 Age : 29 Location : Singapore , Hougang
| Subject: Re: jokes Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:56 pm | |
| lol , there a video of the whole text in youtube. in pics as well... | |
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gap 13 Prince of Spamming
Posts : 1185 Join date : 2010-04-10 Age : 29 Location : India
| Subject: Re: jokes Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:59 pm | |
| well i got this on my ipod ( new 1 as i broke my old 1 ) | |
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Eugenia` Veteran forum user
Posts : 73 Join date : 2010-08-09
| Subject: Re: jokes Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:59 pm | |
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gap 13 Prince of Spamming
Posts : 1185 Join date : 2010-04-10 Age : 29 Location : India
| Subject: Re: jokes Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:15 pm | |
| k omg as a funny jk?? or omg i broke my ipod? | |
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toazer23 Veteran forum user
Posts : 66 Join date : 2010-06-13 Age : 25 Location : venezuela
| Subject: Re: jokes Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:41 pm | |
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